Professor Wobble McStumble Discovers That WiFi Signal Is Afraid Of Bathrooms
The study suggests routers have 'anxiety about tile floors and plumbing fixtures.'
Professor Wobble McStumble has discovered that WiFi signals 'experience performance anxiety' near bathrooms. 'The signal weakens as if nervous,' McStumble explained. 'It's called 'Bandwidth Bladder Syndrome.'' The study suggests placing routers closer to bathrooms and offering 'encouragement.' McStumble is now researching whether printers only malfunction when you're in a hurry, which he calls 'Malicious Machine Intent.'