Professor Wobble McStumble Discovers That Mirrors Are 'Lagging By 0.5 Seconds'
'You're seeing your past self,' McStumble explained. 'That's why you look confused.'
Professor Wobble McStumble has discovered that mirrors have a 0.5-second delay, meaning you're always seeing your slightly past self. 'That's why you look confused,' McStumble explained. 'You're reacting to a version of you that already reacted.' The study has caused widespread existential crises. 'Who am I now?' one person asked their reflection. It didn't answer—it was still lagging.