Professor Wobble McStumble Discovers That Leftovers Taste Better When Eaten Standing Over Sink

Professor Wobble McStumble has discovered that leftovers taste 47% better when eaten standing over the sink. 'Plates are performative,' McStumble explained. 'The sink is honest.' The study also found that cold pizza peaks at 2 AM and that eating directly from the container 'removes judgmental intermediaries.' McStumble's research was conducted in his kitchen, wearing pajamas, 'for authenticity.'