Professor Wobble McStumble Discovers That Left Sock Is Always The One That Disappears
Right socks are 'homebodies,' while left socks have 'wanderlust and poor impulse control.'
Professor Wobble McStumble has discovered that the left sock is 94% more likely to disappear than the right. 'Right socks are loyal,' McStumble explained. 'Left socks have a restless spirit.' The study found missing left socks in 'alternate dimensions' and 'under the bed, but only if you don't look.' McStumble's next research will investigate why Tupperware lids 'defect to parallel universes.'