Professor Wobble McMumble Discovers That Naps Are 'Time Travel To Snack O'Clock'
The study found that 20-minute naps somehow consume three hours of your day.
Professor Wobble McMumble has published a study claiming that naps are actually a form of time travel that transports you directly to 'snack o'clock.' 'You close your eyes at 2 PM, and suddenly it's 5 PM and you're hungry,' McMumble explained. 'That's temporal physics.' The study also found that naps create a 'snack debt' that must be repaid with interest. McMumble's next research will investigate why 'quick naps' last longer than 'full sleeps.'