Professor Wiggles McStumbles Invents Keyboard With Only The Letter 'E'
All communication now consists of 'eeee eee eeee' and interpretive sighs.
Professor Wiggles McStumbles has invented a revolutionary keyboard featuring only the letter 'E.' 'It's minimalist,' McStumbles explained. 'Eeeee eee eeee.' The keyboard has been adopted by a small but enthusiastic community who claim it 'simplifies expression' and 'removes unnecessary alphabet privilege.' Critics argue that 'eeee' is not a substitute for actual words. McStumbles responded, 'Eee eee eeee eee'—which roughly translates to 'you just don't get it.'