Professor Twitch McStumble Proves That 'One More Chapter' Is Mathematically Infinite
The study found that chapters multiply when you check the time.
Professor Twitch McStumble has mathematically proven that 'one more chapter' is actually infinite. 'Each chapter creates a quantum entanglement with the next,' McStumble explained. 'Reading one forces you to read another.' The study also found that checking the time resets the equation. Bibliophiles have called the research 'vindication for every 3 AM reading session.' McStumble's next study will investigate why 'one more episode' is measured in seasons.