Professor Stumble McWobble Proves That Toasters Are Secretly Taunting You
'The pop is passive-aggressive,' McWobble's study concludes.
Professor Stumble McWobble has published a study claiming that toasters 'pop with judgment.' 'A perfectly timed pop is approval,' McWobble explained. 'A late pop is disappointment.' The study also found that burnt toast is 'the toaster's way of laughing at you.' Toastologists are skeptical. McWobble is now researching whether refrigerators hum sarcastically when you open them too often.