Professor Stumble McWobble Proves That Snooze Button Is Actually A Time Machine
'You press it at 7 AM and suddenly it's 8:30,' McWobble explained. 'That's temporal physics.'
Professor Stumble McWobble has published a study proving that the snooze button is actually a primitive time machine. 'Each press transports you 9 minutes into the future,' McWobble explained. 'The downside is you can't go back.' The study also found that 'just one more snooze' equals 47 minutes in real time. McWobble is now researching why coffee tastes better when someone else makes it.