Professor Stumble McWobble Proves That Refrigerator Light Stays On To Judge Your Late-Night Snacks
'The light doesn't need to be on that long,' McWobble explained. 'It's making a point.'
Professor Stumble McWobble has discovered that refrigerator lights are 'judgmental surveillance devices.' 'The light lingers,' McWobble explained. 'It wants you to know it saw you eat that cheese at 2 AM.' The study found that fridges 'click with disappointment' when closed. McWobble's next research will investigate whether microwaves beep sarcastically when your food is 'aggressively hot.'