Professor Stumble McThinker Invents Calculator That Only Says 'Approximately'
2+2 now equals 'roughly 4, give or take.'
Professor Stumble McThinker has invented a calculator that refuses to give exact answers, preferring 'approximately' for all calculations. 'Certainty is a myth,' McThinker explained. 'Two plus two is roughly four, depending on how you feel about it.' The calculator has been adopted by philosophy departments and anyone who 'doesn't like being pinned down.' Mathematicians are horrified. McThinker is now working on a clock that tells 'approximately what time it might be.'