Professor Stumble McTheory Discovers That Refrigerator Light Stays On To Make You Feel Guilty About Midnight Snacks
'The light doesn't need to be on that long,' McTheory explained. 'It's making a point.'
Professor Stumble McTheory has discovered that refrigerator lights are 'passive-aggressive surveillance devices.' 'The light lingers,' McTheory explained. 'It wants you to know it saw you eat that cheese at 2 AM.' The study found that fridges 'sigh electronically' when closed. 'I felt judged,' one midnight snacker admitted. 'By an appliance.' McTheory's next research will investigate whether microwaves beep sarcastically.