Professor Stumble McSnort Proves That Socks Disappear Into 'Alternate Sock Dimension'
The dimension contains only single socks and 'mild disappointment.'
Professor Stumble McSnort has discovered a parallel dimension where missing socks go. 'It's a vast landscape of single socks and regret,' McSnort explained. 'They've formed societies based on color.' The dimension reportedly has a 'vague laundry smell' and 'no matching pairs.' McSnort is now researching whether Tupperware lids go to a separate, more chaotic dimension. 'That one scares me,' he admitted.