Professor Fumble McStumble Discovers Gravity 'Was Just A Suggestion All Along'
He floated off the podium mid-lecture, contradicting his own theory.
Professor Fumble McStumble announced his groundbreaking discovery that gravity is 'merely a suggestion' and 'not legally binding.' To demonstrate, he attempted to float off the podium—and promptly fell flat on his face. 'That was a deliberate demonstration of... something,' McStumble said from the floor. The physics community remains skeptical, though McStumble insists his next paper will prove that 'the floor is actually just very enthusiastic.'