Professor Frazzle McWrinkle Proves That Socks Disappear Into 'Alternate Laundry Dimension'
The missing socks reportedly live in a utopia where they're never paired again.
Professor Frazzle McWrinkle has published a study proving that missing socks don't just vanish—they enter an 'alternate laundry dimension' where they live freely, unpaired. 'They've found a better place,' McWrinkle explained. 'No matching, no folding.' The study suggests that dryers are 'portals' and that lint is 'sock dust from their departure.' Laundry experts are skeptical, but anyone who's ever lost a sock feels 'vindicated and strangely emotional.'