Professor Frazzle McWrinkle Proves That 'One More Episode' Is A Black Hole
Time, willpower, and productivity disappear once you enter the 'next episode' event horizon.
Professor Frazzle McWrinkle has proven that 'one more episode' creates a black hole. 'You start at 9 PM,' McWrinkle explained. 'Then it's 3 AM and you've finished three seasons.' The study found that Netflix asks 'are you still watching?' as a final warning before the event horizon. McWrinkle recommends 'never pressing play.' He conducted the research from his couch, where he remains, still watching.