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Professor Frazzle McWrinkle Proves That 'I'll Do It Tomorrow' Is Mathematically Infinite

Professor Frazzle McWrinkle Proves That 'I'll Do It Tomorrow' Is Mathematically Infinite
Tomorrow never comes, according to the procrastination equation.

Professor Frazzle McWrinkle has mathematically proven that 'I'll do it tomorrow' creates an infinite loop. 'Each tomorrow pushes the task further,' McWrinkle explained. 'The equation resolves to 'I'll do it eventually, maybe.'' The study recommends 'just doing it now,' which researchers admit is 'physically possible but emotionally challenging.' McWrinkle plans to publish these findings 'tomorrow.'

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