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Professor Frazzle McSnort Discovers That 'Almost Ready' Means 47 More Minutes

Professor Frazzle McSnort Discovers That 'Almost Ready' Means 47 More Minutes
The study confirms that 'leaving now' translates to 'watching one more video.'

Professor Frazzle McSnort has published a groundbreaking study decoding common phrases. 'Almost ready' actually means 47 more minutes. 'On my way' means 'I just woke up.' And 'I'll be there soon' is measured in geological time. The research has been hailed by late friends everywhere as 'finally, scientific vindication.' McSnort's next study will decode why 'one more episode' is never just one.

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