Professor Fizzy Fizzlepop Proves Bananas Are Plotting a Slippery World Takeover
Potassium-powered revolution expected any peel.
At the University of Wacky Wonders, Professor Fizzy Fizzlepop revealed evidence of banana espionage. 'They're going ape with their plans,' he said while slipping on a peel for emphasis. The fruits allegedly communicate via smoothie signals. Grocery stores are installing banana bouncers.