Professor Dingle McTheory Proves That 'One More Bite' Is Physically Impossible
The study found that 'one more' creates a quantum entanglement with 'just the last one.'
Professor Dingle McTheory has proven that 'one more bite' is a mathematical impossibility. 'Each 'one more' creates another 'one more,'' McTheory explained. 'It's an infinite recursion of snacking.' The study was conducted during a 12-hour pizza-eating session. 'For science,' McTheory said, reaching for another slice. He remains in the laboratory, still taking 'just one more bite.'