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Professor Dingle McSpangle Solves 'Which Came First' Debate: 'Neither, It's A Time Loop'

Professor Dingle McSpangle Solves 'Which Came First' Debate: 'Neither, It's A Time Loop'
The chicken and egg are locked in an infinite recursive embrace, McSpangle claims.

Professor Dingle McSpangle has solved the ancient 'chicken or egg' debate by declaring both came from a 'temporal paradox.' 'The first chicken contained the first egg, which contained the first chicken,' McSpangle explained. 'It's a loop. Stop asking.' Philosophers are furious. Biologists are confused. McSpangle is now researching 'What came first: the coffee or the need for coffee?'

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