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Professor Dingle McSpangle Solves Math Problem, Forgets To Write It Down

Professor Dingle McSpangle Solves Math Problem, Forgets To Write It Down
The solution is 'somewhere in the void' and 'probably beautiful.'

Professor Dingle McSpangle, the absent-minded mathematician, reportedly solved the famed 'Equation of Everything' but immediately forgot to write it down. 'It was beautiful,' McSpangle recalled. 'It involved pie, I think.' Colleagues are devastated, but McSpangle remains optimistic. 'I'll probably solve it again next Thursday,' he said. 'Unless I forget.' The mathematics community has placed a whiteboard in his office with a note saying 'WRITE IT DOWN.'

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