Professor Dingle McSpangle Proves That 'One More Minute In Bed' Is Actually 47 Years
The study found that time dilates dramatically when blankets are involved.
Professor Dingle McSpangle has proven that 'one more minute' in bed equals approximately 47 years in real time. 'The duvet creates a temporal bubble,' McSpangle explained from his mattress. 'I said 'one more minute' in 1979 and just got up last Tuesday.' The study recommends 'just accepting that you live in bed now.' McSpangle conducted the research from his pillow, where he remains.