Professor Dingle McSpangle Proves That 'One More Episode' Is A Wormhole
'You enter at 10 PM and exit at 3 AM feeling confused and tired,' McSpangle said.
Professor Dingle McSpangle has proven that 'one more episode' creates a temporal wormhole. 'You think it's 20 minutes,' McSpangle explained. 'Then it's 4 AM and you've finished the entire season.' The study found that binge-watching 'bends time' and 'wrecks your sleep schedule.' McSpangle recommends 'just giving in' and 'accepting your fate.' He conducted the research from his couch, still watching.