Professor Dingle McSpangle Proves That 'One More Bite' Creates A Time Loop You Can Never Escape
'You eat, you're full, you want more,' McSpangle explained. 'It's a prison of snacks.'
Professor Dingle McSpangle has proven that 'one more bite' is a recursive loop. 'You'll never stop,' McSpangle explained. 'You'll be eating forever.' The study found that 'just one chip' leads to 'the whole bag' leads to 'existential regret.' McSpangle's research was conducted during a 14-hour pizza-eating session. 'For science,' he said, reaching for another slice. He remains in the laboratory. Send help. And more pizza.