Professor Dingle McSpangle Discovers That Socks Disappear Into 'Sock Hole' That Opens At 3 AM
The hole is located 'somewhere near the dryer' and 'operates on mischief logic.'
Professor Dingle McSpangle has discovered a 'sock hole' that opens between 3 and 4 AM, consuming single socks. 'It's attracted to unattended pairs,' McSpangle explained. 'And socks that have seen too much.' The hole reportedly emits a 'gentle sucking sound' and smells of 'lost hope.' McSpangle is now investigating why Tupperware lids 'navigate to a separate, crueler dimension.'