Prime Minister Caught Sleeping During Emergency Session, Claims He Was 'Strategically Resting His Eyes'

Footage has emerged of Prime Minister Sir Snore-A-Lot sleeping through an emergency parliamentary session regarding what officials called 'the most important economic decision in 50 years.' The video, which has now been viewed 47 million times, shows the prime minister snoring loudly, occasionally mumbling 'I approve' while completely unconscious, and drooling on what appears to be a briefing document about national security. When confronted, the PM claimed he was 'strategically resting his eyes to optimize cognitive function during complex negotiations.' His office released a statement saying the PM 'sleeps with one eye open so he can identify threats, which is why his eyes were both closed during the security breach.' Parliamentary opposition has called for an investigation, while the PM's approval rating has dropped from 42% to a historic low of 'not even my mother cares.'