Presidential Candidate Promises To Bring Back Jobs, Accidentally Creates 47 Jobs Making Signs

Presidential candidate Jack McPromises has accidentally fulfilled his campaign promise to 'bring jobs back' by hiring so many people to make campaign signs that he's created an entirely new economic sector. The campaign, which promised to restore American manufacturing, has hired 47,000 workers to produce yard signs, bumper stickers, and billboards reading 'McPromises 2024: It's Gonna Be Great.' Economic analysts have calculated that the campaign has created a net positive of 47 new jobs in sign manufacturing while eliminating 47,000 jobs in other industries, resulting in a net change of zero. The candidate's spokesperson released a statement saying, 'Technically, we did bring back jobs. They're right here. We made signs. The economy is sign-ificant now.' Economists are calling this 'the most creative interpretation of campaign promises since someone promised to fix the weather.'