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President Joey Budden (Sentient Rock) Signs Executive Order Making Tuesdays Illegal

Citizens confused. Calendar apps crash nationwide.

'We shall now have Monday, then Wednesday,' read the decree from the Oval Office. The rock refused to elaborate and rolled away.

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