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POV: When You Run Into Your Ex At The Grocery Store And Suddenly Become A Professional Actor

POV: When You Run Into Your Ex At The Grocery Store And Suddenly Become A Professional Actor
She pretended to be on a phone call, then dropped her groceries, then 'didn't recognize him.'

TikToker Emma Avoidance captured the universal horror of ex encounters. 'I saw him by the avocados,' Emma recounted. 'I immediately pretended to receive an urgent phone call. From no one.' She then dropped a carton of eggs, spun around, and walked into a display of cereal boxes. 'I didn't even buy anything,' Emma said. 'I just left. The avocados weren't worth it.' The video has 80 million views. Her ex saw it. He's now shopping at a different store.

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