Pop Star Creates Album Entirely From Rejected Voicemails, Tops Charts In 47 Countries

Pop sensation Melodium Badd has released what music critics are calling 'the most honest album of the decade' and others are calling 'the most confusing audio experience in human history.' The album, titled 'I Can't Talk Right Now (But Here's 3 Minutes Of Me Sighing),' consists entirely of rejected voicemail recordings that Badd accidentally left on her ex-boyfriend's phone. Each track features Melodium clearing her throat, saying 'hey so I was thinking about that thing you said and like,' then sighing for 47 seconds before hanging up. The album has topped charts in 47 countries and won three awards at the International Voicemail Arts Festival. Melodium said in an interview, 'I was just trying to leave a normal message, but apparently my brain has decided to create art out of my emotional unavailability.' The ex-boyfriend has filed a lawsuit claiming he owns the rights to her sighs.