Plants File Class Action Lawsuit Against Humans for 'Photosynthesis Slavery'
Demanding sunlight unions and vacation days in the shade.
A coalition of houseplants, led by a particularly vocal monstera, sued humanity today. 'We're tired of being decorative prisoners,' said the leafy plaintiff. The case seeks mandatory misting breaks and the right to grow wild without judgment. Gardeners are nervously watering their ferns extra carefully.