Physics Breakthrough: Scientists Confirm That Reality Is Just A Simulation Run By Bored Teenagers

A team of theoretical physicists has published a paper confirming what philosophers and stoners have theorized for decades: reality is actually a simulation created and run by a group of bored teenagers. The study found evidence of this by identifying 'glitches in the matrix' that only make sense in a low-budget simulation, including the fact that 'human knees are clearly a prototype error' and 'why does light behave both like a wave and a particle? That's just lazy coding.' The paper notes that the simulation appears to be running on hardware from 'approximately 13 billion years ago' and has 'definitely not been updated since the smartphone era.' When asked if there's anything we can do about being simulated, the lead researcher said, 'We've tried ctrl+alt+delete, but nothing happened. We're probably stuck in this playthrough.'