PhaceBug Unveils New Phone With Zero Ports, Users Immediately Forget How To Charge It
The 'PhaceBug Phlux 15' comes with no charging port, no headphone jack, and no user manual because 'that's so 2019.'
In what tech analysts are calling 'bold' and 'absolutely infuriating,' PhaceBug has announced the Phlux 15, a smartphone with absolutely zero ports. The device charges exclusively through quantum entanglement technology that requires users to hold their phones near their Wi-Fi routers for 12 hours straight. Early adopters have reported returning to stores demanding to know why their 'wireless charging mats' just collect dust and don't actually charge anything. The phone also features no buttons whatsoever, leading to a viral TikTok trend where users accidentally call their exes 47 times in a row while trying to turn down the volume. PhaceBug's PR team released a statement saying 'the future is portless and confusing, embrace it.'