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Penguins Open First Underwater Comedy Club

Penguins Open First Underwater Comedy Club
Their stand-up routine about global warming is 'ice cold'.

The Antarctic Laugh Shack opened to rave reviews from marine life. Headliner Flippy McFlap's bit about 'why humans can't slide on their bellies' brought the house down. Ticket prices are paid in premium fish. Human comedians are reportedly taking notes on crowd work.

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