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Penguins Launch Space Program Using Ice Rockets Filled With Krill Fuel

Penguins Launch Space Program Using Ice Rockets Filled With Krill Fuel
First mission aims to colonize the moon for better fish access.

The Antarctic Space Agency (ASA) successfully launched their inaugural flight. 'Waddle to the stars,' said mission control. Scientists are baffled by how the ice doesn't melt during re-entry. NASA offered to help but was told 'we got this, flippers only.'

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