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Penguins Announce Plans to Colonize the Moon for Better Fish Access

Penguins Announce Plans to Colonize the Moon for Better Fish Access
First lunar colony will feature premium krill dispensers.

The Antarctic Space Agency revealed their ambitious plan during a press conference on an iceberg. 'The moon has no bears,' explained mission commander Waddles. NASA offered assistance but was told the penguins have it under control.

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