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Parrot Repeats Everything Owner Says, Including Her Therapy Session, Now Therapist Has A Client

Parrot Repeats Everything Owner Says, Including Her Therapy Session, Now Therapist Has A Client
The parrot has started giving advice. 'Have you considered seeds?' the parrot asks.

Megan's parrot, Polly, has learned to repeat everything she says — including her therapy sessions. Polly now offers therapeutic advice. 'Have you considered seeds?' Polly asks. 'Maybe you should fly,' Polly suggests. Megan's therapist has asked to have a session with Polly. 'She's very insightful,' the therapist said. Polly now charges $50 per session. 'Crackers accepted,' Polly said. Megan is considering giving Polly her own practice.

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