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Parrot Learns To Talk Back, Now Has Better Communication Skills Than Most Humans

Parrot Learns To Talk Back, Now Has Better Communication Skills Than Most Humans
'I'm disappointed in your tone,' the parrot told its owner. 'We need to work on this.'

Polly the parrot has learned to talk back. 'I'm disappointed in your tone,' Polly told her owner. 'We need to work on this.' Polly now offers communication advice. 'You're not listening,' Polly says. 'Let's discuss this.' Polly has started a communication podcast. Episode 1: 'How to Talk to Humans.' Polly has 47,000 listeners. 'She's very articulate,' one listener said.

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