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Parrot Learns To Order Pizza Online, Now Has A Delivery History Longer Than Owner

Parrot Learns To Order Pizza Online, Now Has A Delivery History Longer Than Owner
The parrot orders pizza every Tuesday at 6 PM. The delivery driver knows him by name.

Polly the parrot has learned to order pizza online using his owner's phone. 'He orders a large pepperoni every Tuesday,' his owner said. 'I don't even like pepperoni.' The delivery driver knows Polly by name. 'It's always the parrot,' the driver said. Polly has started tipping generously. 'He has a system,' the owner said. Polly now has a frequent pizza rewards card. 'I'm impressed,' the owner said.

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