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Paradox Pete Solves Toilet Paper Crisis With Alternate Timeline Rolls

Luxury 6-ply from peaceful futures now available.

Paradox Pete delivers ultra-soft TP from better realities. One roll reportedly compliments users. Time authorities warn of timeline tangling.

📅 7 days ago ⏱️ 79s read #Time Travel#Toilet Paper#Crisis

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