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Ophrah Windfreeze Gives Away Cough Drops to Everyone in Audience, Causes Epidemic

'You get a lozenge! And YOU get a lozenge!' she yelled. 400 people choked.

The cough drop was grape-flavored and 'non-medicated.' Ophrah has since apologized from her couch.

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