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New Study Finds That Procrastination Is Actually Time Travel In Disguise

New Study Finds That Procrastination Is Actually Time Travel In Disguise
Scientists say you're not lazy, you're just ahead of schedule by several weeks.

Researchers at the Institute of Last-Minute Brilliance published findings suggesting chronic procrastinators are unconsciously manipulating the space-time continuum. 'Every time you say 'I'll do it tomorrow,' you're actually sending the task into the future,' explained lead author Dr. Delay McWait. The discovery explains why some people finish reports at 4:59 PM — they're time travelers, not heroes.

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