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New Study Finds Cats Have Been Running Social Media Accounts For Years, Profit Shares With Humans

New Study Finds Cats Have Been Running Social Media Accounts For Years, Profit Shares With Humans
Researchers discovered cats have been operating Instagram accounts using their owner's phones, generating $47 million annually.

A shocking study from the Institute of Feline Technology has revealed that cats have been operating social media accounts using their owner's smartphones for years, generating an estimated $47 million annually. The study found that cats have mastered the art of pressing buttons with their paws, taking selfies, and posting content that resonates with human audiences. One cat, 'Whiskers_McFluff,' has 5 million followers and has been negotiating brand deals behind his owner's back. The cat reportedly uses the money to buy premium treats and has hired a team of other cats to manage his 'brand.' When confronted, one cat simply looked at the researcher and said 'MEOW,' which experts interpreted as 'none of your business.' The cats have declined to comment further.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 86s read #Lifestyle#Cats#Social Media#Satire 🔥 Breaking
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