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New Study Finds 90% Of Remote Workers Have Forgotten What Their Office Looks Like

New Study Finds 90% Of Remote Workers Have Forgotten What Their Office Looks Like
Participants reported confusing their home office with 'a cave where spreadsheets live' and their actual office with 'that place with the good snacks.'

A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Questionable Research has revealed that 90% of remote workers have completely forgotten what their physical offices look like. The study, which surveyed 50,000 remote workers across 12 countries, found that 67% of participants could not correctly identify their office building from a photograph. One respondent reported thinking their office was 'that tall building near the good pizza place,' while another described it as 'the one with the water cooler that always smells like sadness.' Researchers noted that participants were significantly better at describing their home workspace, with most describing it as 'a shrine to productivity where the cat judges me.' The study concluded that companies should start providing annual field trips to offices to help employees remember they technically have a workplace.

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