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New Service Sends People To Your House To Compliment You When You're Feeling Sad

New Service Sends People To Your House To Compliment You When You're Feeling Sad
'Feel Better Fast' deploys compliment specialists who arrive within 47 minutes with phrases like 'You're doing great, even when you think you're not.'

The Feel Better Fast agency has launched a service that sends trained compliment specialists to your home when you're feeling down. For $47 per visit, a 'Certified Encouragement Professional' will arrive at your door with phrases like 'You're doing better than you think,' 'Everyone has bad days, but you're handling yours with grace,' and 'That thing you're worried about? You're going to be fine.' The specialists are trained in 'compliment delivery' and 'emotional support presence.' One customer said, 'I was having the worst day and a stranger showed up at my door just to tell me I'm not a failure. It was weird and wonderful.' The agency also offers a subscription service for 'daily compliments' and a premium tier that includes hugs.

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