New Service Offers 'Professional Overthinkers' Who Make Decisions For You

The Decision Fatigue Clinic has opened with a simple premise: hiring professionals to make all your decisions for people who are tired of choosing. For $47 per decision, a 'Choice Specialist' will analyze your situation and make a definitive choice, from 'what should I eat for lunch' to 'should I quit my job.' The specialists are trained to ignore second-guessing and operate on a 'decide and move on' philosophy. One client said, 'I spent 3 hours deciding what to eat, and the specialist said -Sandwich. I almost cried with relief.' The clinic also offers a 'Life Decision Package' for $4,700 where they will make all your decisions for an entire year. Customers report feeling 'free' and 'terrified' in equal measure. The clinic is expanding to offer 'Decision Therapy' for people who still can't commit to their specialist's choices.