New Service Offers 'Professional Apologizers' Who Apologize On Your Behalf

The Apology Professional Services agency has launched a service offering trained 'Sorry Specialists' who will apologize on behalf of clients for any situation. For $47 per apology, a specialist will approach your spouse, boss, or in-laws and deliver a heartfelt apology that covers 'all the things you've done wrong that you don't want to address yourself.' The specialists are trained in 'sincere tone,' 'appropriate eye contact,' and 'knowing exactly what to say to make the problem go away.' One client said, 'I sent a Sorry Specialist to apologize to my mother-in-law for not visiting, and she came back saying my mother-in-law cried with relief. I've never had to apologize myself in 3 years.' The agency also offers a 'Group Apology Package' for family reunions and a 'Lifetime Apology Plan' for chronic apologizers.