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New Hair Salon Offers 'Brutally Honest Mirror' That Comments On Your Hair Choices

New Hair Salon Offers 'Brutally Honest Mirror' That Comments On Your Hair Choices
The 'Truth Mirror' says things like 'Are you sure about this cut? I'm asking for science.'

The Brutal Beauty salon has installed a 'Truth Mirror' in every styling station that provides unfiltered commentary on customers' hair decisions. The mirror uses AI to analyze cuts and colors and delivers honest feedback like 'This color makes you look like you're going through a phase' and 'That cut is fine, but you could do better, we've both seen your previous styles.' One customer said, 'I showed the mirror a photo of a style I wanted and it said -That's a lot of commitment for something that will look bad in 3 weeks, but you do you. I cried, but my hair does look better now.' The salon reports a 47% increase in customers who 'want someone to tell them the truth about their hair.' The mirror also offers complimentary insults about outfit choices.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 78s read #Lifestyle#Salon#Mirror#Satire
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