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New App 'Roommate Translator' Converts Passive-Aggressive Notes Into Actual Communication

The app deciphers messages like 'It would be nice if someone could wash their dishes' into 'WASH YOUR DISHES OR DIE.'

Living situation peace advocate Dr. Healthy Conflict has released the 'Roommate Translator' app, which deciphers passive-aggressive roommate notes into actual meaning. The app uses AI to analyze messages and provide translations. Example: The note 'It would be nice if someone could occasionally wash their dishes ' translates to 'WASH YOUR DISHES OR I'LL HIDE YOUR STUFF AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A JOKE.' Another message, 'I don't mind if you use my things, really ' translates to 'IF YOU TOUCH MY STUFF I WILL END YOU.' The app also suggests responses that are 'firm but not relationship-ending.' One user said, 'I used this app and finally understood that my roommate's smiley face meant -I'm going to poison your food. It saved my life.' The app has been downloaded 5 million times and is credited with reducing roommate murders by 47%.

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